He’s listening to Beirut right now.

I remember showing him Beirut in like 2007. 

I wish I hadn’t.

He is always listening to Beirut.

numberninedream replied to your post: numberninedream replied to your post:…
Both examples touch on what I was saying about fits

Hugo Boss plays into the idea of the “Power Suit” which is a term that I despise so fucking much after taking a semester of debate in tenth grade.  That is the exact demographic Hugo Boss is trying to attract.  Argumentative contrarian young men with a bloated sense of entitlement.

numberninedream replied to your post: numberninedream replied to your post: Go kiss…
I could expand on this but I think everyone should just agree that Hugo Boss is a joke

look at those fucking lapels those are the most hideous lapels I have ever seen

look at those fucking pants 

what a sad fucking suit

numberninedream replied to your post: Go kiss Josh’s ass more
Hugo Boss is “fashion” for people who know nothing about fashion or fits or even putting together an outfit, really. So yeah fuck Hugo Boss

It’s just

it’s douchesuits

douches wear hugo boss suits you’re literally a douche if you wear a hugo boss suit that is an actual rule

I totally thought of you when I saw the Pooh

numberninedream replied to your post: sheercalculatedsilliness replied to your post:…
thank fucking god too because that movie probably would have been a disaster

oh yeah definitely

numberninedream replied to your post: I’m gonna get some cool tattoos in Russia
good luck with the little bit of pain, Mr. Mouth Sores

I TOLD YOU I CAN DEAL WITH PAIN ANYWHERE BUT MY MOUTH 

edit: and my balls

Demonic

numberninedream replied to your post: No one ever has sex dreams about Ringo
Sam have you met the Beatles fans on here

You always say this to me is this a common thing in Canada?  Do people regularly choke on their own spit?

numberninedream replied to your chat: Why I don’t look forward to living with my mom again
Sounds lovely can’t wait to meet her

You actually use products in your hair and stuff soap is literally the only thing I groom myself with I don’t need anything else.

numberninedream replied to your post: officialkylieminoguedragqueen replied to your…
is that how you knew I did

No my sixth sense is specific to Nicholas.  No one else.  You were just kind of obvious about it.

numberninedream replied to your post: you snagged a perfect girl. youre a really lucky guy, you know that?

this and the unibrow are the only images you’re allowed to use from now on.

numberninedream replied to your photoset: My neigbor exclusively wears these shirts.  He’s a…

steal one for me

I don’t think he washes them

like

ever?