san francisco had fifths of smirnoff for $9 at safeway i was mad.
I’m moving to Russia like I am gonna be set as far as cheap vodka is concerned
i’m gonna get my blazer dry-cleaned
Adam Usprime is getting his blazer dry-cleaned just for me
i get that reference and its an honor
1/5th as hot as Paul Newman
adamusprime replied to your post: 3ci reblogged your post: I just need to meet…
someone once told me it was because it “makes my blog look cleaner”
But all my posts are in the title bar like there’s no
blah blah blahblah blaaah blah blaaaaaaaaah blah blah
the entire post is in the title how much cleaner can you get?
professional comedian reporting in. have an upvote.
a person who gets PAID MONEY to be funny thinks I am funny.
don’t drop your bass
I was gonna make a video of me dropping it but I figured it would probably break
the joke is funny but the concept is also SUPER INTERESTING
I want a fucking glock camera though that would be super cool.
“say cheese”
adamusprime replied to your post: A couple years ago I was in Seattle with some family members and really needed some coffee so I ran to the starbucks across the street and my aunt asked me if I wanted an old starbucks gift card she had in her wallet that she never used so I said sure why not but since then for my birthday and Christmas and even for St. Patrick’s Day (because my middle name is Patrick and her name is Pat and it’s a thing I guess) she gives me Starbucks giftcards and I never actually go to Starbucks so I probably have 200 dollars in Starbucks giftcards on my dresser.
go in there and ask for a $200 drink
If that was possible I actually would.
adamusprime replied to your post: New rule: if you live in Washington State, we’re hanging out
question: portland
I’ll allow it
