I would be so bad at that I wouldn’t be able to stop laughing also there would be a very real possibility of me punching someone I don’t know why I just imagine being around lots of fashion people would result in me getting violent.

What?  No, he’s just in Morocco.  I’m watching his dog until he gets back.

I started when I was a kid because I was a stupid, impressionable kid (which is why I hate smoking around kids because I am cool as hell and don’t want them to start smoking so they can be as cool as me).

I didn’t want anyone to assume I go outside for any other reason than to smoke

also you must be 14 because only 14 year olds actually think smoking is cool

smoking isn’t cool

don’t smoke

it’s stupid as hell 

Ganon was on fire 

just a bunch of shit that I saw on tumblr 2 years ago basically.  they say “hipster” a lot too and post a lot of “hipster” things like “HEY THIS DUDE HAS A FIXIE AND IRONICALLY WEARS OLD SPORTS JERSEYS” and that’s dumb it’s not 2010 anymore we got bigger fish to fry like apparently Drake is fighting people now?  

hardly anyone asked questions and then I wasn’t in the mood anymore.

a little peace and quiet (dad answer)

give me money

I don’t know I am not the best source of information on this topic I just lift up heavy things repeatedly, I am not into like all that P90X shit just eat well and exercise regularly and don’t overthink it and expect it to take a while because it is literally tissue growing inside your body it takes time and rushing it can be really hazardous for your body.  

You have to want it a lot?  You just need to stay motivated.  It’s hard to jump into it and to stay with it at first.  It’s really good if you want a big change in your life, like I am at a big crossroads in my life right now and need change and this is helping me stay motivated and makes me feel a lot better about myself, not just physically, but it makes me feel better about my abilities and how much I can really do if I want it bad enough.  

I don’t have anything funny to say about this I don’t have any jokes sorry for crowding your dash with this.  Good luck though.  Eat well, that’s really important, you need lots of energy.

I wasn’t flexing or anything I was just standing there like “look an arm.” 

ok

Actually I became a butte

you sent this to me anonymously, you dense motherfucker

I would rather go downhill than uphill.

Going uphill is fucking tiring.

I smoke cigarettes but I don’t drink or do drugs anymore

I just don’t like to drink alone and I don’t want to drink with anyone here so I haven’t had a drink in at least 6 months.