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Anonymous

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Anonymous

who keeps sending me messages like this

hi it oly i'm going down to portland on the 25th and coming back on the 28th i plan on taking boltbus what about you bro
Anonymous

What time are you taking the boltbus there?

the new one on the dock
Anonymous

in Seattle?  

It looks awful it costs money and the lines are long and also it’s a fucking ferris wheel like that sounds fucking terrible why would I go on that.

Have you been on the ferris wheel yet?
Anonymous

what

?

it's really fucked up that you buy your little brother alcohol if he's still really young
Anonymous

My brother is 24

that other anon was a fucking idiot. why would anyone want to date you.
Anonymous

I have like 4 subway giftcards in my wallet that I like never use

so

get at me

I’ll buy you a sandwich

how are you single?
Anonymous

Well basically I meet the only criterion for being single which is to say I am not like

with anyone

it’s that easy

okay tumblr is refusing to be sane and it is telling me that this must be anonymous but this is jane -- janestorm -- et cetera. jesus when you said story i assumed a couple of paragraphs, whoah! you're a wicked writer, too. what a plot, for the last time you saw those friends. did you grow up in casablanca, or move there post-high school?
Anonymous

I lived in Washington until I was 17 and moved there with my mom and stepdad and sister and went to school there for a couple years and came back here and haven’t done a whole lot since.  But I am moving to Russia so there is that and tomorrow morning I am going to Portland for 5 days and then I turn 21 on the 25th and then I am going to New York for a week or so and then I am coming back here and then in September I am going to Boston and then I am gonna go to Moscow sometime after that.

So I have lots of travelling planned which is good.  I also plan to visit some friends in London and Stockholm and Paris too.

upset tumblr teens and they assume you're literally the worst of the worst when it comes to people: a novel
Anonymous

You’re a really shitty person

if you’re shitty in one way it is really likely that you are shitty in other ways.

last time i chekced i stopped talking to her like 3 messages ago get with the program dog
Anonymous

YEAH YOU STOPPED TALKING TO HER AND HAVE SINCE TALKED TO OLY AND THEN ME ABOUT IT WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ANYONE ABOUT IT WHY DIDN’T YOU SLINK AWAY BACK INTO WHAT I PRESUME IS A BIG PILE OF DIRT AND ANIMAL SHIT IN SHAME INSTEAD OF TALKING TO EVERYONE ABOUT THINGS THAT ARE NO ONE’S BUSINESS

yo last time i chekced you don't have to be of legal age to masturbate. i'm sure there are girls younger than her who masturbate frequently. excuse me for not having mind-reading skills though sorry
Anonymous

jesus christ you’re a disgusting person you sent an underage girl a question about masturbation and she expressed disgust and discomfort and told you to stop and you just keep fucking talking about it what is the matter with you why are you doing this

Go kiss Josh's ass more
Anonymous

is this because I replied to his last post saying Hugo Boss is for tools?  Because Hugo Boss is for fucking tools.  Why are you going through the notes on Josh’s posts?

fucking kiss ass
Anonymous

where is this coming from like what is this in regard to?

Do you have a juicer?
Anonymous

no