89p replied to your post: if there really was a zombie apocalypse the first people who would die would be the people who are obsessed with the zombie apocalypse because they would be running around trying to kill zombies while sane people would stock up on food and resources and just wait for the fucking zombies to run out of food and die.

excuse you im part of the zombie research society and own many zombie survival guides we have lots of careful strategies that dont involve going near them im not helping you on z-day you can forGET IT

Rosie please be kidding

SHE’S BEEN IN THERE FOR A FUCKING HOUR I EXPECT TO GO IN THERE AND SEE SHE’S BUILT AN ENTIRE DINING ROOM TABLE WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE DOING IN THERE 

you’re welcome

That’s a good name for a plant.

What’s your plant’s name?

yeah you especially

Yep. 

And they don’t have ask boxes so you can’t tell them to take it down.

89p replied to your post: I love Jeff Goldblum so much

hes going to be in glee why why is he doing that why tell me aNSWER ME

He can do whatever the fuck he wants he’s motherfucking Jeff Goldblum

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because you arean american????? and also im fancy as hell even if you lived next door id demand a plane

So!  I lived in Morocco what’s to keep me from living in the UK?  I’m moving to Moscow this fall!  I get around!

!!!

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im going to cry someone get me a plane

How do you know I don’t live within like driving distance from you?  

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that actually made me hubngry i am a broken broken person

I just made a sandwich and I cut it in half and I can’t eat the other half I am too full come over and have the rest if you want.

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i cant understand what youre typing your fingers are too fat

I’m eating a cheeseburger burrito wrapped in a crunchwrap supreme that is battered and deepfried and covered in chocolate mayonaise and then freebased into a single crystal of pure fat which is then smoked and the ashes are boiled in a spoon and shot into my arm.

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yes

NOW you’re telling the truth.  

Yeah I’ve let myself go.  Which is to say I’ve gotten a lot healthier and am not underweight for 6’2” anymore.

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that must have taken a really long ti em to do

I was going to make a post saying “Acknowledge the picture I made it took a really long time to do” I am not kidding I had the new text post open and everything.

It took 14 weeks.  I had to let it sit to let the oil paint dry.

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that must have taken a really long ti em to do

What are you saying I’m fat?!