let’s redefine gravy as being between one man and one woman
David Bowie - Modern Love
it’s christmas eve not christmas and steve
I bet Napoleon and hitler looked at te weather forecast and saw it would be sunny in Russia and didn’t realize that is when it is the coldest
check out this bizarre fucking weather. The sunny days are always the coldest. The temperature is going to rise over thirty degrees this week.
I wish I could just throw on some shoes to walk the one block to the store but no I have to wear nine sweaters, a coat and a dead cat on my head to simply not freeze to death
When I got off work 10 hours ago I was about ready to pass out from exhaustion so you’d think I’d have gone to sleep by now but nope I can’t sleep at all I have to get up in four hours
*wears jeans instead of dress slacks to work* *walks away from huge explosion* *whitesnake plays on full blast* “mess with me, fucky”