August 2012
does anyone have any experience with spilling...
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“cotton is so easy to shop for. either i get him something that he likes and he’s...”
– didi (via adamusprime)
July 2012
huge block of text in the title bar huge block of...
I always think it's funny when relatives...
god family is so weird and invasive on facebook I...
Red Dawn is on netflix so I know what I'm doing...
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olivepits replied to your post: olivepits replied to your post: it’s so weird how…
I love you always.
I can’t trust you anymore
that was the last straw
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harrytomlomsom replied to your post: like what if you all knew me as Patrick and discovered, years later, that my name was actually Sam. I bet you’d all be super pissed.
imagine if i went by Sullivan
I’d call you Sully
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olivepits replied to your post: it’s so weird how people go by their middle name instead of their first name like it’s fine when other people do it but I would feel like I was cheating somehow
Dongcity, I have deceived you. Legally, I am not eviana. Please forgive me.
you have betrayed me
i wnat beer please
like what if you all knew me as Patrick and...
it's so weird how people go by their middle name...
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I care more about drinking in the backyard and...
my uncle has a wikipedia page
sometimes I will talk to someone in a different...
what is even the point of a veggie burger just eat...
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buttholeos replied to your post: my brother is describing, at length, a Nickelback music video to his girlfriend
noooo
Oh no it’s entirely in a mocking way
my brother is describing, at length, a Nickelback...
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I make up for being the only person in my extended...
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raisehighthebeam replied to your photoset: I had like a little family reunion thing at a…
classic phone + mirror shot
don’t rip on the mirror pics Mathilde it’s convenient and easy
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goatlikeenthusiasm replied to your photoset: I had like a little family reunion thing at a…
i wish i was at a restaurant in seattle i am so hungry you own a lot of brown things
go get food
I like brown things
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never go on omegle because there is a chance you...
the rick roll is the perfect prank because it is...
I forgot about ponify and started to think that...
we were driving home from dinner with my family...
My brother and I stood in the movie theater...
Sean Connery was really great in The Dark Knight...
“Are they saying “fish fish poisson poisson?”
– my brother whenever people would chant for Bane in The Dark Night Rises
“Normally moms are like ready to shank you when you step on their kids but she...”
– my brother after stepping on a toddler yesterday
vondell rhymes with "fondle"
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billy-hill replied to your photo
what did you DO
ponify
WatchMy brother dropped butter on the dog
Jesus fucking Christ were they fucking stoned when...
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a reminder that I still have a 54 minute voice...
“AND I’M GONNA DIE WITH RINGO’S FACE RIGHT NEXT TO MINE”
– my brother
I just walked past their room and overheard a snippet of conversation
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if we didn't waste all our time, money and...
my bike is broken which means I have to WALK to...
DONGCITY CELEBRATION 2012
I misspelled "athlete" what a surprise (not)
I changed "Olympics" to "DONGCITY CELEBRATION" on...
they need to just plan the olympics out for the...
