June 2012
korra:
People at school call me “korra.tumblr.com”
people at my school call the police because I am neither a student nor faculty member at Mary Purcell Elementary
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shakuzen replied to your post: I took the bus into town and sort of walked around a ton and texted Kimm all day about people I saw and running away to the Oregon Coast and took the bus back and a buncha people have followed me since earlier this afternoon for some reason or another and now I have blisters on my feet.
two people i am very fond of are friends this is a perfect discovery i am glad
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I took the bus into town and sort of walked around...
cannibaljackrabbit:
Sailor we’ve got inside jokes now.
Sailor we talked about grinding up young teenagers in the blenders at starbucks
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captain-meoww replied to your post: I took the bus into town and sort of walked around a ton and texted Kimm all day about people I saw and running away to the Oregon Coast and took the bus back and a buncha people have followed me since earlier this afternoon for some reason or another and now I have blisters on my feet.
Why the Oregon coast?
I don’t know I am just really partial to the...
I took the bus into town and sort of walked around...
May 2012
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there was this one guy a couple grades above me...
He had a messenger bag with a rainbow flag and “PACE” written over it and I was like “hey you spelled peace wrong you forgot an ‘e’” and he was like “IT DOESN’T SAY PEACE IT SAYS PACE (pronounced like ‘pah-chay’)! It’s Italian!” and I was like “what’s it Italian for?” and he said “it’s Italian...
like it is a serious fucking political movement...
just the idea of an 'anthem' for any kind of...
I'm wearing all black today too
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diacrit replied to your video: I’ve been making too many minute long videos where…
were you born from the fiery depths of hades because you’re hot as hell
Mike compares me to the spawn of Satan as a pickup line
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dickpicoftheartist replied to your video: I’ve been making too many minute long videos where…
i like your nose. AND YOUR NIPPLES.
quit lookin at my nips
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dickpicoftheartist replied to your post: dickpicoftheartist replied to your post:…
yes i will lock you both in my bathroom and not let you out until at least a coupla babies have been made. this has taken a strange turn.
you really want this to happen don’t you.
WatchI’ve been making too many minute long videos where I don’t even do anything lately
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dickpicoftheartist replied to your post: dickpicoftheartist replied to your post:…
i WILL be their godmother. you two do not have a say.
We don’t have any say in any of this you just decided that we would have children
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dickpicoftheartist replied to your post: dickpicoftheartist replied to your photo: Why…
your babies with hannah are gonna shoot out and be ghosts. ghost babesies. i am still drunk from last night and at work so if everything i say is even more perfect and the best than usual YOU KNOW WHY t_____t
Hannah and I would have the tallest whitest babies with long blonde flowing manes
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stankubrick replied to your photo: You taakkin to me YOUTALKINTOME boom de niro’d
this is the weirdest boner i’ve ever had
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dickpicoftheartist replied to your photo: Why sleep when you can De Niro
qtpie. also you look like you are wearing white eyeliner.
I’m just really white
what an unflattering face that I just shared with...
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palindromepanda replied to your post: I went to Jonson’s blog his first post was made in 1970
do you think it’s voodoo?
It’s something alright
I left him a wallpost I am getting to the bottom of this.
Am I the only one who thinks that's the funniest...
I went to Jonson's blog his first post was made in...
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sheercalculatedsilliness replied to your post: sheercalculatedsilliness replied to your post:…
didn’t he sue sometime in the 80s because some movie was too similar?
Probably he sued a lotta people
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numberninedream replied to your post: sheercalculatedsilliness replied to your post:…
thank fucking god too because that movie probably would have been a disaster
oh yeah definitely
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sheercalculatedsilliness replied to your post: palindromepanda replied to your post: it’s been…
he was like rabid about not adapting his shit.
Yeah he was really not gonna have any of that at all. So many people wanted to turn The Catcher In The Rye into a movie and he hated it.
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goodson replied to your post: I met Adam Robertson once. I saw him in his underwear.
(laughs)
I should have taken a picture of him in his little boxers
I met Adam Robertson once. I saw him in his...
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palindromepanda replied to your post: it’s been over two years since Salinger died and they have yet to release any of the fucking thousands of stories he had been sitting on for 45 years fuck this why do I even bother anymore.
i know dude. it’s his family who has the rights or whatever, yeah? imagine all the amazing salinger films wes anderson could direct. or something could AT LEAST be...
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shakuzen replied to your post: it’s been over two years since Salinger died and they have yet to release any of the fucking thousands of stories he had been sitting on for 45 years fuck this why do I even bother anymore.
fuckin tell me about it christ almighty
Someone who understands. I found this like Romanian website in tenth grade and they have every story he had ever published and I...
it's been over two years since Salinger died and...
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beaglesluvblueberries replied to your post: hannahshouldbestudyingforfinals replied to your…
is it just that post that will stop showing up?
Yeah, like if it is something that a lot of people have been reblogging or it is just really long and you don’t want to see it on your dash anymore you can “hate” it and it won’t show up anymore.
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hannahshouldbestudyingforfinals replied to your photo: this is really funny to me I don’t know why
WHAT’S THE HATE BUTTON
it’s a neat browser extension that lets me “hate” posts so they don’t pop up on my dashboard anymore. I can also stop getting notifications for certain posts.
Update: 11 year old trans girl lost appeal →
transawareness:
The above article is an update. Her mother went to appeal to keep her out of the psychiatric ward and lost. She will be institutionalized because of her expression of her gender. She will be held until she conforms to male gender and then released to foster care, not her mother who was supporting her.
Please, if you haven’t signed the petition, sign it, reblog it, ask your...
badcgijosh:
I’m a model Canadian citizen. I pay my taxes on time, I vote, I stand during the national anthem, and I served my mandatory four years as a member of Broken Social Scene
thedismembermentflan:
Someone mailed the Conservative Party of Canada a severed human foot.
There’s a good joke here, somewhere.
They want to cut socialized healthcare. They want Canadians to pay an arm and a leg. Consider the foot a copayment.
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busterkeatons replied to your post: busterkeatons replied to your post: it’s only 3 am…
more to the point, i quite like what you wrote. especially the bit about how 5am is both early and late, and having people wonder which you were. good.
I know
I am really clever
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busterkeatons replied to your post: it’s only 3 am here what the hell I wish it was at…
the parentheses kind of act like their own little world. if the parenthetical phrase exists outside a sentence, put the period inside the parentheses. if it was added to a sentence that hasn’t had a period yet, put it outside. (if that makes sense.)
Yeah I get it. I love parentheses. I love little...
for my next trick, I will turn this Twilight...
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reversecentaur replied to your post: it’s only 3 am here what the hell I wish it was at…
I really liked the cellphone thing. I do writing myself but I’m not nearly as interesting. I’d like to see more of your work, actually?
I’m not interesting that’s my problem I have a million ways to say things but never anything to actually say. I don’t really have any...
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it’s only 3 am here what the hell I wish it was at least like 5 I’m gonna go into town today with my bike even if the weather sucks just because it beats walking. I should stop writing all my posts in the title bar, especially when they’re not stupid fucking jokes. I am gonna write in the text box more from now on. It’s more professional I think. Because I am a...
I'm gonna write a 79 word story every day until...
I'm only writing things that are 79 words long...
