April 2012
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shakuzen replied to your post: I’m playing dress up today because what else am I gonna do
walk to toronto with me
We’re the laziest people we’d both give up after ten minutes probably
if poop comes from butts then how come there are...
I'm playing dress up today because what else am I...
the One Direction fandom has like 500 nicknames...
that isn’t how nicknames work
sloths are just furry shell-less turtles that...
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tempurpedia replied to your post: I was sleeping soundly all cuddled up in blankets and pillows after being lulled into a feeling of total security by the soft pitter patter of the rain against the gutters and it was the perfect sleep—one dream, a nice one but not the kind you wake up from and want to die after reality washes over you—and of course—OF FUCKING GODDAMN...
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I was sleeping soundly all cuddled up in blankets...
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joshishollywood:
Trying to be a good Catholic growing up was difficult because they didn’t really have any tutorials about that shit so you had to pick it up by pure osmosis, and it was a really weird experience when you didn’t have all the facts or couldn’t quite decipher what the responses were. It was kind of like playing broken telephone with a crowd of at least 200 people
“And also with...
If Ron Paul gets the Republican nomination do you...
March 2012
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I'm sorry you follow me. I am so sorry.
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We should end the war in Afghanistan and invest...
everyone quit posting so I can take my nap
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tempurpedia replied to your photo: I wish I had corduroy pants that matched this…
petition to buy dongcity a not brown shirt
petition to buy tempurpedia some mind-her-own-beeswax
Jared Leto found the fountain of youth douche
naptime
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vustinjernon replied to your photo: I wish I had corduroy pants that matched this…
no i like them with those pants and also your tie kind of looks like a long strip of bacon
I actually really hate when the pants and jacket don’t match.
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vondell-swain replied to your photo: I wish I had corduroy pants that matched this…
dang i like that jacket
When we meet I’ll give it to you (I never wear it I’ve had it for years and I’ve only worn it 3 times).
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narweenie replied to your photo: I wish I had corduroy pants that matched this…
i have some but they are pink
How would they match then
IM FUCKING CRYING WITH LAUGHTER GO TO THIS FUCKING... →
beardedbeardstache:
motherfuckingfineasspussymobile:
AND LISTEN TO THIS WHILE YOU’RE LOOKING HOLY FUCKINGC HRIST I AM GOING TO SHIT MY FUCKING SELF
HOERS
Relatable Post # 566
doctordude:
everets:
You see a relatable post on your dashboard and you’re all like:
then people are like
but I be all like
and my teachers like
and then everyone in the class is like
We've been skyping for 10 hours and 41 minutes
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“I’m naaaaaaaaaaaaawt sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeepy”
– Sleepy Amanda
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I have SO MANY ideas for The Office someone tell...
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I just introduced Amanda to Portlandia.
Amanda's never had good pie before and that is so...
Amanda calls her mom 'Mommy'
what's with everyone winning the lottery
The worst thing about Rick Santorum is the more...
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it's funny that so many guys are grossed out by...
“[Kevin Smith] probably fell asleep 20 minutes into Magnolia and spilled his Big...”
– I say the best things when I haven’t slept for 2 days
89p:
lazy - daniel johnston
The official seapunk flag: a picture of dead Laura...
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89p:
i was just sunbathing in my garden
it could happen to any of us
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aaaah-gene replied to your post: The Office has been on for 8 seasons and they have yet to kill off a castmember
in season 3 they killed off Ed Truck, Michael’s old boss. ed was in an episode in season 2 so that’s the closest the show has ever come to killing someone
I remember that he was only on for like 4 minutes
Claiming to be a great patriot because you...
“They have no willpower. I once went twenty-eight years without having sex. And...”
– Michael Scott
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vondell-swain replied to your post: The Office has been on for 8 seasons and they have yet to kill off a castmember
before I started watching The Office last year, I heard people saying things like “the office isn’t that great now that Michael is gone”, and so for the first several seasons I thought Michael was going to DIE
They should pull a M*A*S*H and kill him off after he’s already...
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beefchutney replied to your post: The Office has been on for 8 seasons and they have yet to kill off a castmember
Actually DiAngelo died didn’t he?
“At the end of the episode, it is implied that he has suffered brain damage,[28] and is said in the subsequent episode to be in a coma. In “Lotto”, he is referred to as brain dead, but still technically alive.”
The Office has been on for 8 seasons and they have...
An episode of The Office where Jim and Pam find...
