March 2012
I bet Rick Santorum would disown his kids if they...
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svartdod replied to your post: acqua-profonda replied to your post: On Naila’s…
i hoep it doesnt hurt my feelisn
imitation is the greatest form of flattery.
the next greatest form of flattery is when people do their best to imitate you but fall short because you’re better than they are.
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acqua-profonda replied to your post: On Naila’s birthday I am gonna make a ton of Naila posts
“look at this little Guy”
I am really looking forward to her birthday I had so many perfect Naila posts to make
On Naila's birthday I am gonna make a ton of Naila...
examples
i want a man to Lie on me and break my bones
a man should buy me a Baby
I am a mother my cat is a baby
*picture of a bug* This is good
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shakuzen replied to your photo: Hey check out this fuckass.
“learn to take a joke” HA THANK YOU FOR INVALIDATING PEOPLES’ EXISTENCES AND PERPETUATING INTOLERANCE JUST FOR A JOKE I’M SURE PEOPLE APPRECIATE IT AND ARE SHARING A HEARTY LAUGH WHILE THEY CONTINUE TO FEAR FOR THEIR LIVES EVERYDAY
brandoncargoshortsdavis:
Everyone, Narin’s dad can get you free computers because he works for intel.
Message her about it
narweenie.tumblr.com
My dad can get you free commercial jets and stealth bombers because he works for Boeing.
Watch
February 2012
Watchifc:
“Has anyone in the family ever even seen a chicken?”
Kid: Call me Rock God.
Siri: From now on I will call you Cock Hard.
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shyspectres:
dongcity:
shyspectres reblogged your post: I don’t care if Thomas Jefferson used to smoke weed I don’t care if that is even a little bit true I don’t fucking care why would that convince me to smoke weed with you in your car in the Food Pavillion parking lot at 8 pm?
“SOMEONE OFFERED ME FREE DRUGS AND NOW I AM COMPLAINING ABOUT IT.”
NOT EVERYONE SMOKES WEED AND NOT EVERYONE...
Tonight's episode of Dongcity Street is brought to...
Hey man here smoke this it makes you a hungry,...
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shyspectres reblogged your post: I don’t care if Thomas Jefferson used to smoke weed I don’t care if that is even a little bit true I don’t fucking care why would that convince me to smoke weed with you in your car in the Food Pavillion parking lot at 8 pm?
“SOMEONE OFFERED ME FREE DRUGS AND NOW I AM COMPLAINING ABOUT IT.”
NOT EVERYONE SMOKES WEED AND NOT EVERYONE WANTS TO...
I don't care if Thomas Jefferson used to smoke...
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"It's totally natural Thomas Jefferson used to...
Do weed smokers get a commission or something is...
I eat nothing but weed. I spend 300 dollars a...
I finally learned how to poop weed but eating...
A Bill was introduced to the senate floor today...
Alex DeSUCKASStino just ruined Lost for me
VP Joe Biden has a tumblr too →
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thegrandhobbs replied to your post: Public transit should require you to take a shower before you get on the bus the same way public pools require you to before you get in the pool.
I wonder which gets pee’d in more.
I’ve never seen anyone pee in on the bus but I’ve seen Juggalos on the bus and every Juggalo is made up of 70 percent pee.
Think of all the Missed Connections there are...
Public transit should require you to take a shower...
A Libertarian busdriver who cuts the bus in half,...
okay i need to go to sleep my brain is shutting...
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dongcity asked: I'm all for plastic surgery. I...
joanieholloway:
oh my god
music band
These people are such pieces of shit oh my god...
MY ASSHOLE FUCKING NEIGHBORS ARE SO LOUD HOLY SHIT...
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verycutegirl asked: As the asian women at bubbles would say to me, "Hey, sexy boy" ;)
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thatssufficientlyraven replied to your video: This is on my computer for some reason? I use my…
like schoolhouse rock like how “figure 8” was in the squid and the whale
Yeah. I want to make a 30s gangster movie with the chicken dance playing after a carbomb goes off.
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lydialunchbox replied to your post: palindromepanda replied to your post: Why hasn’t…
Wes Anderson has openly admitted the inspiration for The Royal Tenebaums lies in the glass family, apparently
I mean
it’s
it’s kinda obvious
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palindromepanda replied to your post: Why hasn’t Wes Anderson made a film set in St. Petersburg yet? That city was literally planned by Peter The Great so that Wes Anderson could film there.
why hasn’t wes anderson made a film series based on salinger’s glass family?
Have you even SEEN The Royal Tenenbaums?
Anyway I’m pretty sure Salinger made damn sure that no one can ever adapt...
Why hasn't Wes Anderson made a film set in St....
The Good, The Bad And The Ugly was the first R...
a dubstep remix of Ennio Morricone's score for The...
I ghostnote on and off it's so weird
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Anonymous asked: LEARN TO CAPITALISE IDOT
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Anonymous asked: Do you just believe everything people political-blog at you?
Rick Perry should get a transvaginal ultrasound...
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stevehowe replied to your post: Ron Paul supporters who think Ron Paul is going to be the next President of the United States of America
a man can dream
A man can be completely fucking delusional
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acqua-profonda replied to your post: Ron Paul supporters who think Ron Paul is going to be the next President of the United States of America
i’m so scared by american politics it’s really hard to know whether to laugh at this or not
God it’s really funny but SO SCARY LIKE THIS IS REAL THESE ARE NOT JUST PEOPLE TRYING TO BE ELECTED TO OFFICE, THESE ARE PEOPLE WHO ARE TRYING TO BE ELECTED...
