August 2011
Ian Chick is to roosters what Josh Veal is to...
think about it…
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acqua-profonda replied to your post: Fuck this I am going to find her url before she finds mine I am going on the fucking offensive I am not going to let her blackmail me.
that was my eggzact plan of action too and now, somehow, we follow one another reciprocally in an only-because-we’re-related fashion
Well your family dynamic is way different than mine. For instance, you guys get along and...
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wellthisisfantastic replied to your post: Fuck this I am going to find her url before she finds mine I am going on the fucking offensive I am not going to let her blackmail me.
Imagine what kind of Tumblr she would have though…
God no seriously it will just be glee and twilight and disney channel not even kidding that is her entire life.
Fuck this I am going to find her url before she...
I bet I could sell her the url chamberofgleekrets....
I guess it wouldn’t be the end of the world if she knew about my blog. She wouldn’t show my mom because she would get in a lot more trouble for having a tumblr at all than I would for posting the stuff I do.
oh my god when I walked past my sister I looked at...
Imagine all the Germans in like 1936 with Swastika...
I just want a Vince Noir to my Howard Moon.
spacecowboy2322 reblogged your post: Girls who:
drive trucks have southern accents wear cowgirl boots with shorts/ have amazing legs
You’re an actual idiot.
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checkoutthispuglmao replied to your post: Lisps are so nice though if you’re a girl please don’t talk dirty to me just talk with a lisp and I will obey your every command.
omg i thought you were joking
No Renee this is serious fucking business.
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wartooth replied to your post: Girls who:
murderface basically
Lisps are so nice though if you're a girl please...
Girls who:
play bass
skateboard
have lisps
My first Ramadan in Morocco, I was in downtown...
I'm gonna laugh so hard when setbabiesonfire...
tchaikovsky:
have you ever made a post and then it was really stupid and then people kept reblogging it and eventually it got 7000 notes and you just regret ever having a computer
That fucking ee cummings post.
There are few things I regret more in life.
The New Lifetime Original Movie, "Trolled To...
July 2011
pleasedmegreatly-deactivated201 asked: I don't think you heard me sam. I want all the pizza you have.
Don G. City of Don G.'s City Of Pizza...
We got ALL THE PIZZAS
regular
extra cheesy
pepperoni
other
medium
COME ON IN TODAY!!!
I had just gotten my wisdom teeth out when I...
What a great way to start an era I was just eating oxycodone and ice cream for two weeks straight.
I reply to everything with blasphemy
“Jesus Christ”
“Christ”
“Jesus”
“God”
“Goddamn”
“Fucking Jesus Goddamn Christ”
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youdsay replied to your post: My sister and cousins are listening to a really horrible cover of Total Eclipse Of The Heart.
will you do a fart cover of it sam
I don’t do requests
My sister and cousins are listening to a really...
As if you can improve on such a perfect song sigh
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total-girl:
Asian är en dum bitch. Jag gillar inte henne. Hon är så pretentiös. Hon skulle göra ett sånt där löjligt inlägg.
Asian is a dumb bitch. I don’t like her....
Pottermore more like Pot Or More Beer? BOTH
100newfears:
there are two twins who are adopted by two different families
one goes to spain and is named juan, the other lives in egypt and is named amal
years later, juan sends a photo of himself to his birth mother and she says to her husband “oh how he’s grown! but i’d love to see the other one as well”
her husband replies “well, once you’ve seen juan you’ve seen amal”
I liked this band before they made some lineup...
I liked this piping hot bowl of soup before it was...
“hey brotato how bout some ranch on these jalapeno poppers that sound good...”
– Guy Fieri
How many priests, rabbis and ministers does it...
Emergency Team Of 8th-Grade Civics Teachers... →
dadsitter101:
WASHINGTON—With lawmakers still at an impasse over increasing the debt ceiling, a special team of 40 eighth-grade civics teachers was air-dropped into Washington earlier today in a last-ditch effort to teach congressional leaders how the government’s legislative process works. “We started them off with the basics, like the difference between a senator and a representative,...
Witty People Problems
I stopped introducing my parents to girls I date...
They think I’m gay.
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palindromepanda replied to your post: Josh Joseph Jingleheimer Schmidt
IT’S JOHN NOT JOSH.
That’s the joke.
You’re drunk.
Josh Joseph Jingleheimer Schmidt
What if Josh took Carol's last name when they get...
What’s with everyone’s boner for their own middle names on social networking sites?
Honk If You Hill
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free-earl replied to your post: Carol Veal
what are u doing
just looking into my crystal ball…
;)
Hunk Hill
Carol Veal
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beerdar replied to your post: asian replied to your post: Whoever said that…
My brother’s 6’8 and still growing
Christ how old is he?
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matt-lauer replied to your post: Maybe if I haven’t been drinking coffee and smoking habitually since I was like 12 I would be 5 inches taller.
how tall are you now
I’m like 6’2” and 3/4ths or something.
6’6” in heels.
Maybe if I haven't been drinking coffee and...
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asian replied to your post: Whoever said that nicotine and caffeine stunt your growth was wrong because I am nearing 6’3”.
you might have been 6’4 without them YOU DON’T KNOW
My maternal grandpa is like 6’7”. God imagine if I was 6’7”.
Whoever said that nicotine and caffeine stunt your...
Wow shut the frick up you heightest douchebro!!!
Things that are better than being tall
