naturevalleybar replied to your post: Chris and Sara better be boning right now they already did ONE TIME IS NOT ENOUGH
Chris and Sara better be boning right now
sheercalculatedsilliness replied to your post: this wine’s giving me the shits I like that you get five note about your bowel movements I’ve gotten more notes on posts about my BMs before.
this wine's giving me the shits
ladygrantham replied to your post: I should drink this entire bottle of wine no you shouldn’t shut up, mom
julietandrews replied to your post: I should drink this entire bottle of wine gimme I have three bottles left over from Boxing Day
I should drink this entire bottle of wine
venusaurphobia replied to your post: I wonder if people would find Andy Samberg funnier if everyone wasn’t so bitter that he’s dating Joanna Newsom. wait who’s bitter about htis? why? I think a lot of people look at them and go “him? What is he funny or something?” and the answer is “sort of…? sometimes maybe…”
I wonder if people would find Andy Samberg funnier...
MOTHERFUCKING SKYPE WHAT THE HELL
They should have killed of Tom Cruise's character...
julietandrews replied to your post: blogsaretough replied to your post: Juliet’s… where is your sister let me find her You gotta find her yourself
blogsaretough replied to your post: Juliet’s facebook stalked everyone in my family i once took a photo of your sister and her friends and compared it to the nerdy boys on american dad. i don’t remember if i ever showed it to you. i still feel bad about it. PLEASE show me
Juliet's facebook stalked everyone in my family
Who is calling me???
Watch as tumblr suspends all the accounts of...
This is like fucking Internet McCarthyism
my favorite sex things are ___________ and ____________ not in the __________ though that’s nasty but maybe if _______________ did it to me _____________ can be fun but ___________ and ________________ really don’t go together I really wanna try ____________________ I was really close but the girl _______________ in her ____________ and her dad came home early so we couldn’t
The problem with me is when I am in really good...
The last six years have been good to me I think
ha ha nice ;) →
adamusprime replied to your photo: Did the jacket look like this Adam? it was a little longer and darker and the buttons were metal Oh i know what you’re talking about. Get it. Taking in sleeves isn’t too hard.
Dubstep is just dial up internet noises giving...
Music remixes of dubstep songs
Girl in phone chat commercial at 3 am: So what are you waiting for?
Target demographic: Death :(
Niggas I* P****s
brownies are medicine if you take them with...
but im a people alsex demartina
I didn't think Nina's blog could get any better...
Did you know there are cigarette and alcohol...
Music remixes of dubstep songs
Whenever someone says "seapunk" I imagine a...
maxfuckingbemis: numberninedream があなたの 投稿 に返信しました: jonson and zach are in a constant battle for my heart (Zach is gonna win) jonsn があなたの 投稿 に返信しました: jonson and zach are in a constant battle for my heart fuck numberninedream. yeah fuck numberninedream. (I’m gonna fuck numberninedream)
Me: Hello, I would like to sign up to be a Jesuit please
The Pope: Che cazzo, che si lascia in Gesù Cristo cazzo ottenere il cazzo di mio bagno privato sono il Papa fottuto stronzo!
If Jesuits did get lightsabers though I would sign...
I actually thought my uncle was a Jedi when I was...
My uncle's a Jesuit my uncle's a Catholic Jedi
I'm reading about Jesuits and if I actually...
asariprincess replied to your post: My uncle knows Nancy Pelosi and JoeBiden dude joe biden is my second uncle he’s come to thanksgiving twice it’spretty cool Did you talk to him about trains?
My uncle knows Nancy Pelosi and Joe Biden
papastain-deactivated20120502 asked: actually there's a bug with some instant reblog scripts that strip the quote for whatever reason so now you won't be able to tell if they're an asshole or not
wandering-hopelessy: Anyone: Hey you wanna narrat— Morgan Freeman: YES Why do people do this? You know I can see you do this right?
A letter I found in my garage from my grandpa to...
To My Ever-Loving Wife: In the past year I have tried to seduce you 365 times. I succeeded 59 times. This averages once every 6 days. The following is a list of the reasons for when I did not succeed. We will wake the kids 4 It’s too hot 9 It’s too cold 3 Too tired 32 It’s too late 20 It’s too early 10 Pretending sleep 50 Windows open, neighbors will hear? 7 ...