January 2011
"That's SOOOOOO Raven." "No! It can't be. THAT'S...
WHAT IF YOU PLAYED TETRIS WITH ALL THE FURNITURE...
Gonna be in Seattle all weekend.
uncle touchy's naked puzzle basement.
laurakvstheworld:
you won’t wear a shirt and you’ll cry
alsobeastwars:
from now on if anyone tells me they are Liz Lemon
I will tell them that they are Lutz
Drugged, raped, and pregnant? Too bad. Republicans... →
sosaysii:
pantslessprogressive:
From MoJo’s article: “With this legislation, which was introduced last week by Rep. Chris Smith (R-N.J.), Republicans propose that the rape exemption be limited to ‘forcible rape.’…Speaker Boehner ‘has dubbed this a top priority in the new Congress.’”
Because the first thing I question when someone tells me they’ve been raped is whether or not it was...
Drugged, raped, and pregnant? Too bad. Republicans... →
sosaysii:
pantslessprogressive:
From MoJo’s article: “With this legislation, which was introduced last week by Rep. Chris Smith (R-N.J.), Republicans propose that the rape exemption be limited to ‘forcible rape.’…Speaker Boehner ‘has dubbed this a top priority in the new Congress.’”
Because the first thing I question when someone tells me they’ve been raped is whether or not it was...
"[Offerman] also released a instructional DVD in...
Megan Mullally is fucking 52!
Damn, good for her.
Meanwhile, Nick Offerman (aka Ron Swanson) is 40.
I think she is only married to him to feast on his youth.
When I was a little boy, I was absolutely...
I avoided old houses and graveyards (or even just big fields that could have had battles fought on them). Of course, I didn’t take into consideration the fact that I live in Washington and no civil war battles were fought anywhere NEAR here.
Since Ted Kennedy's death last year, I think it's...
Thinking about the Kennedys bums me out so fucking...
I don’t know why.
Watchlina-lamont:
letsgoforadrive:
SNL - Jamba Juice Skit with Natalie Portman
31X13
This skit is just the best!
omg seth
I wish that Perfect Couples could be on at 10...
lina-lamont:
joaniesobliviousboobs:
ERIN.
...
I'M FLYING HIGHER THAN I EVER HAVE BEFORE THANKS...
The 7 Greatest (Real) Bill Murray Stories Ever... →
joaniesobliviousboobs:
Bill Murray is a bad ass. Some of these stories are legend, and some may have indisputable proof, yet they are all amazing and sound exactly like the kind of awesome thing the most enigmatic celebrity (that we actually like) would do. From stories from the set to sightings in Karaoke clubs and even crashing random house parties, this is a list of the greatest (real) Bill...
I just watched 'Exit Through The Gift Shop' on...
Those of you who live in America, you should really check it out.
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It must be pretty hard for Martin Sheen.
Because he has such a shitty person for a son.
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Ed Hardy? More like Ed Hardly AMIRITE?
I really like Journey's "Don't Stop Believing"...
GLEE!
I wish that sleep could rescheduled for a later...
Like, instead of sleeping all of this month, I could sleep most of next month. Or like never sleep through all of your youth, and then just sleep when you are old. You live just as long, but you get more time to have fun. I think about these things a lot. You’d think I would be able articulate it better.
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"You boys hear anything...bank robbery...about...
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Sooooo, I'd be totally lying if I said I wasn't...
I just wanted to remind everyone that Carrie is...
So, talk to her about admission and the many benefits membership entails.*
*You get to have sex with me.