January 2011
I've never spent a New Years Ever with friends/had...
And I am damned if I’m gonna start now.
Sticks and stones may break my bones,
but if you touch me with a booger, I will freak my shit all fucking over you.
December 2010
juliaofelia:
I used to take my brother’s pokemon cards from his binder and hide them in my room.
juliaofelia:
I used to take my brother’s pokemon cards from his binder and hide them in my room.
Whenever girls describe themselves as being...
I assume they don’t have proper bowel control or something.
I was just thinking about how
school lunches hardly change at all from the time you are 5 to the time you are 18.
me. →
linnaeaa:
SOCIALLY AWKWARD
You check your phone, because you have nothing to contribute to the conversation.
Wait for the right time to say something, you get interrupted. Twice.
Someone you vaguely know is walking in front of you. You maintain distance.
Hold the door for some. They’re slightly too far away.
You go in for the high-five. Other person isn’t looking.
Accidentally look...
the american version of top gear is fucking awful....
