February 2013
January 2013
An American who only knows "I don't speak Russian"...
There is a special whistle that only sports...
utility:
It’s a Sports Night
its so fuckin sports
I was only taught abstinence only sports education...
The Seahawks/Falcons game tomorrow has me thinking...
I used to get Peyton Manning and Channing Tatum...
wow things sure are sports
“I just accidentally hit the quote button trying to unpin a post on my ipod”
– Me
It's selfish not wanting to die alone why would...
Anonymous asked: im ganon
everyone send me an anonymous message telling me...
lets redefine how long I can ride this joke
let's redefine gravy as being between one man and...
let's redefine marriage as like a small gravyboat...
i cant belive its already been a whole year since...
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December 2012
there are 11,467 children born in 2005 named dane...
rabioheab:
it’s christmas eve not christmas and steve
Oh my god it's Fahrenheit not Celsius
I bet Napoleon and hitler looked at te weather...
I wish I could just throw on some shoes to walk...
"Jesus she could do so much better than him" is...
When I got off work 10 hours ago I was about ready...
*wears jeans instead of dress slacks to work*...
Fucking glitter *turns showerhead to powerwasher...
Subbing in an elementary school art class for a...
If a dude wants to marry his horse who fucking...
When is he US military going to find a way to...
I need to make some work friends
birdluvr1993 replied to your photo: these are the only friends I’ve made in Russia so…
birds are all you need
do you like birds
There is a 9-12 hour time difference between me...
I think I'm sick and a cat left a couple huge...
sweetleafradio:
mr. flagio “take a...
A minimalist wallet that is bags of sand that fill...
This is a very strange time in my life I am...
November 2012
Anonymous asked: how's the ol' Russia treatin' ya?
"none of you will be laughing when I'm famous!" is...
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The bigger the bed the emptier it is
