Don G. City

Izmailovskij Market, Moscow, Russia

Измайловский рынок

I was here on Sunday

An American who only knows “I don’t speak Russian” in Russian and a Russian who only knows “Really? Because you just spoke it” in English

There is a special whistle that only sports announcers can hear that goes off when they are supposed to talk about Ray Lewis some more

utility:

It’s a Sports Night

its so fuckin sports

I was only taught abstinence only sports education in school and tore my ACL if only I had been taught how to have safe sports

The Seahawks/Falcons game tomorrow has me thinking about bird wars

I used to get Peyton Manning and Channing Tatum mixed up because they both have last names for first names and both look like the thumbmen from spy kids

wow things sure are sports

I can never dress the way I want to work because little kids are covered in snot and glitter and like hell I’m going to expose my best clothes to that

my face is asymmetrical from sleeping on the same side of my body for 21 years

I just accidentally hit the quote button trying to unpin a post on my ipod

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Me

It’s selfish not wanting to die alone why would you want someone else to die with you fuckin rude is what it is

im ganon

Anonymous

im ganon

everyone send me an anonymous message telling me who you are

lets redefine how long I can ride this joke